8/25/2009

He said he wants a Pepsi!

Click for the full imageNot sure why this was never posted (February 2006). From memory:
  • 3x Days with a new car
  • 2x Dysfunctional airbags
  • 2x Broken vertebrae
  • 1x Broken clavicle
  • 1x Ruptured adrenal gland
  • 1x Severed ear
  • 1x Major laceration (hand)
  • 1x Concussion (w/ PTSD)
  • 1x Sharp head trauma
  • 1x Blunt head trauma
. . .and an EMT on a helicopter shouting, “He said he wants a Pepsi!”

True story—priceless.

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