He said he wants a Pepsi!

Not sure why this was never posted (February 2006). From memory:

• 3x Days with a new car
  
• 2x Dysfunctional airbags
  
• 2x Broken vertebrae
• 1x Broken clavicle
• 1x Ruptured adrenal gland
  
• 1x Severed ear
• 1x Major laceration (hand)
• 1x Concussion (w/ PTSD)
• 1x Sharp head trauma
• 1x Blunt head trauma

. . .and an EMT on a helicopter shouting, “He said he wants a Pepsi!”

True story—priceless.